Hey, that's not English!
Where can you find a sports drink called "Pocari Sweat", "My Fannie" toilet paper and "Shape Horny Remover?" Only in Japan, and only when Japanese marketers are trying to use mangled English to sell their products. (Came across this while dutifully checking out a local New Hampshire site that had submitted a link request to NH.com. The site, http://www.boottothehead.com, is also worth checking out.)