Thursday, October 24, 2002

The Duel
"Dear Mr Saddam Hussein,
By your Distempers and want of those Decent Principles by which have all Men liv'd peaceably, by your Baseness and notorious Felonies, your Threats and Vile Expressions, you have much offended one who give no Cause for Offence. Therefore it leave to me no Choice save that I request a Gentleman's Satisfaction, and do hereby await your Reply..."